Everyone Must Win Bio

You are unlikely to find Everyone Must Win in skinny jeans. We
have nothing against fashion, we just like to be able to use the
pockets on our trousers. We don't spend lots of money on fancy
hairdo's. Admittedly Ryan spends about £15 on his hair, but it is
classed as "part-afro" and it's only fair that he is allowed to tame
the beast. We could be cool and tell you our influences are The
Doors, The Velvet Underground, Frank Zappa and The MC5, but
they are not, so we wont! We will at some stage, do something
that you may reguard as "selling-out". Lets just say that the day
we sign a record deal will be the day we "sell" our music. Just
pointing this out now so you don't feel we are stabbing you in the
back somewhere down the line when you hear our music played in
the cafe on Eastenders. Guitar music isn't new, so sorry if you think
you have heard this one before. If 85% of statistics are made up
on the spot, most of the things you hear about Everyone Must Win
are lies. Will Smith is king. Haribo rule. Bananas are not fruit. Don't
talk to strangers. Hope is important. Everyone Must Win.